Posted on April 1, 2008

In honor of April 1st... here's an actual quote from National Public Radio on March 12: Just after the NY Governor admitted that he had paid an estimated $80,000 for repeated dalliances with a high-priced hooker in Washington, DC, "Morning Edition" asked a madam of an escort service in Albany for her reactions. Even she was furious: "They're always talking about losing business in New York and business going to other states. It seems like he would have kept the business in New York State somewhere!"

By Michael H. Shuman